via -loverholic & tbak0 from tumblr.

You know you're a SHINee stan when:

•You you understand the phrase “THIS IS THE REALITY I WANTED”
•Onew condition is pure love
•You ship Jongkey
•You ship 2min
•You ship Dubuchicken
•AMIGO is no longer just “friend” in Spanish to you
•You know of/ship other pairings but respect the three pairings above anyways
•You watched “Hello Baby religiously”
•Flaming charisma fo eva and always
•During the Lucifer picture teaser releases, your thoughts went as follows: Onew = LOL A NINJA, Jonghyun = SEXY BACK AND I SEE BOOBS, KEY = Once a diva, always a diva, Taemin = THIS IS THE REALITY I WANTED, Minho = okay…
•“YOU LOOK LIKE A LEEZARD”
•When you eat of chicken, you think of Onew
•Lucifer is not the devil to you
•You know what a Pedo Nuna is and to whom it refers too
•WHAT IS LIFE I ONLY KNOW OF SHINEE
•You know of Jongsica
•When you were waiting for the new SHINee song to play on that radio thing, you were completely pissed off at the fact that they stopped playing the SHINee album, played some chick speaking, and then played SNSD (no matter how much you love SNSD, because you were waiting for SHINee)
•You laughed at Onew’s slight fear of Yoogeun
•You know SHINee is at it’s best when they are as 5
•“Forever a Shawol” is a statement relevant to your life
•You know at least 70% of SHINee fan cheers
•A locket is no longer a piece of jewelry in your heart
•You know the order the SHINee members were diagnosed with “swine flu” (I believe it goes Onew, Taemin, Jonghyun)
•You know all colours in Key’s hair during the “Ring Ding Dong” days
•Taeming is a bamf at dancing
•You can dance the SHINee dances
•Minho hate makes you wanna slap a ho
•Key is gorgeous, Taemin is your girlfriend
•You played the “Lucifer” teaser more then 50 times
•A flamer isn’t just a slang name for a Pokemon move
•You were mildly shocked when Onew said he ideal girl was Jungah
•You got jealous while watching Yuhanam
•Jjong was the star in “Land Before Time” (LOL JK BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I AM IMPLYING)
•You can sing the SHINee songs
•Keysha
•Taemint isn’t just a mint (LOL IDEK)
•“The Name I Loved”
•Your heart mildly drops when you see a SHINee member with another girl
•On a roller coaster ride, you are tempted to sing “Up and Down”
•You understand what “ShaWol” means
•When you want to beat up people who bully Taeming
•Yirang
•When chicken has become your favorite food.
•Le Charismatic Frog
•You rep pearlescent sky blue (AKA the colour of happiness lulz)
•May 25th 2008 is a godly day for you which you will always remember
•You know the original version of “WOWOWOW”
•You spell “shine” as “shinee”
•You thought their “Love Like Oxygen” days were pure sex(y)
•Key is diva
•You watched Taemings sitcom (and kinda laughed at the kiss scene)
•You like Minho
•You never want Minho out of SHINee. NEVER.
•You know why so many people scream “MVP” when Onew sings it in “Noona Neomu Yeppeo”
•You know Y.O.U. Stands for “Year of Us”
•You like “shout Out” for more then just the obvious part (but you still love the moans either way)
•Bling bling is more then a name for fancy shiny crap in your life
•You have seen all 5 bulges
•Jjong knows you think he’s sexy
•You cried at Taemin crying
•Keymera
•You sat up all night every night for the release of Lucifer information
•When Minho was hurt, you did not blame him for the delay of SHINee’s comeback, instead you cared about him
•Dream team
•Yoogeun is the second Minho
•Onew is so sexy idgaf
•Key doing “Muzik” = JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS.
•One word: Obsession
•You know that Minho is the boy in SNSD’s “Gee” music video
•Still I have romantic in my heart
•Ring Ding Dong was so cute, ide
•Forever and always a OT5

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SO IF YOU DON'T KNOW ALL THESE DON'T CALL YOURSELF A SHINEE FAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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